Thursday, June 28, 2007

MY FIRST DATE WAS A MUSLIM

From the first day of my professional college life, I was a regular visitor of my university library,which served more as a lovers' park and a dating club.Through out my college life I had seen guys and girls kissing and smooching, sometimes if they couldn't resist they used to proceed more.

I remembered, every friend of me got a girl friend in our first year itself and myself is the only guy, who was unable to get a girl friend.My friends used to care about me by asking,"Arey budhu,kab girl friend ko patayegha?"I still remembered that one girl honoured me by calling dheela(the loose connection)....!

I had not forget that it was the starting days of my second year and I was still not succeeded in catching a girlfriend.One day while i was seriously searching for "Janis kuby immunology book", I had seen a guy and girl unable to resist and they proceeded more to a smooch and conveniently forgot that it is a library

At the same time, a girl who was in a typical traditional chudhidar approached me and asked "Do u know the procedure of borrowing a book in the library?"I stunned as it might be the first time a girl speaking to me in my college life and that to such a big sentence of more than 10 words.Without answering her,I started dreaming about promising a party to friends if she would become my girlfriend and explaining about her to them etc,. I was back to the earth when she again asked,"Do u know how to...........?"

I just didn't want to drop this opportunity and I helped her many ways in the library that day. She left the library with the interested books without taking concern and care about wishing me "Thanq".But I already decided not to think about 'self-respect' as it was taught by my friends .....sorry...my gurus

After 2 days, she again came to library and expecting her,I had gone in my own jeans and a borrowed T-shirt. I was making up of approaching her in mind. Instead of not giving me more pain, she only approached and wished me 'thanq' and asked for 'apology' as she forgot to wish me thanks on the same day of help.

On the same day I came to know that her name is 'Pathima' and also I did know some details that she is doing her bio-tech.. and herself is a transgenic breed,that mother is Hindu and father is Muslim.I was much relieved by knowing her as a transgenic breed, because it might be a problem for me to become a boy friend of a Muslim girl.

Days passed ,all I got is her phone number and associated phone bills.My total pocket money was spent in recharging mobile and offering treats to her.I still remembered that the first party I had given to her is my false birth day for which she came with total friends battalion and emptied my wallet.She had never given a chance to proceed more than touching her fingers.My friends used to ask me,"Abey budhu, kuch experience ayah?"Though I was able to get a girl friend(?) some girls had not changed their attitude in calling me "dheela"(loose connection)......

That time , I seriously planned(of course my friends are the game planners)about getting a smooch/lip kiss from her.I was succeeded in making her, come to "I.G.PARK" most famous lovers (page-3) park in bhubaneswar and my friends who planned that game was already there and one of my friend showed me a bush.As time passed, I put my head on her lap thinking"how to ask a smooch ?" and she was seriously counting the stars in the sky.My friends was always on the other side sighing me all the time.

Finally as the park closing time was arriving,I decided to make my plan full-filled and sat straight to her and took her head straight to mine and almost pulled her lips on to my lips, but her reflex is much faster than mine.She throwed me and started glancing fiercely.I dreamed there expecting further dialogues from her to be"Mai ne socha,andhra ladhka accha hota hai" or expecting a sandal print of my cheek.Breaking my dream,she started crying and in between she said"U are really a good boy.U waited long time for getting a kiss from me .Never a boy waited this much time for a kiss from me and they even proceeded more within a short time and also spending less money than u"

I left her there only without touching her more as it was the time i learned about S.T.D and A.I.D.S..... Afterwards I remained as 'dheela' through out my college life.But still this date, it was quite fascinating me "why she cried in the park while explaining me about her previous experiences?"....................


THERE ENDED THE STORY AND MYSELF REMAINED AS 'DHEELA' LIVING TO THE EXPECTATION OF SUM GIRLS........




1 MINUTE.......
Actually it was not my cup of coffee, to write this type of blogs i.e., this type of fictions as I dream to become a thought-making,thought-breaking,thought-raising writer.But I tried this to check my potential in this type of writings.A girl is an inspirational move for me to write this blog.Unless she had not passed comments over me,I might have not put my pen to write this.Thanks for her.Coming to the professional arena,Anurag mathur is my inspiration who had written 'the inscrutable Americans'(for this specific blog)..........This is my first blog and I promise some quality writings in the near future and presently I am writing a though-making novel in my mother tongue..........and wish me 'best of luck' and please post ur valuable criticism over this at aravind4588@gmail.com or pass ur comments here itself.

2 comments:

swetcha said...

both the blogs were gr8 ..... although there were a quite a number of noticable grammar mistakes and inappropriate use of certain words. well i suppose such things occur the first time u r writing... keeping all this aside, they r wonderful pieces of some random fun as well introspection.such nuances with the mandal office took place evn with me.imagine what a god damn mammoth task it would be 4 a telugu resident to obtain a domicile cert. from orissa. esp the "my date.." offers some real cool junk frm college life...haan thoda masala jyada ho gaya hai.i cant bliv koi tumhe dheela keh sakta hai. trust me koi ladka tumhe galat information deke tumhe budhu bana aha hai. u r not dheela yaar..... bye and all the very best to ur future writing aspirations. good luck and gr8 work.....

srinath said...

wish u all the best arvind..
hope u will become a great novelist and achieve ur goals ...